Was the Family a Programming Error?

Adam & Eve - the parents from all of us

God was the first programmer of humanity. He was a true pioneer, so to speak. He created Adam (which means man). In the HTML programming language, this is not entirely error-free. But he created him as the first prototype. But then he was amazed: a lone man, remains alone.

Wind pollination? Error message, not programmable…

God was the first programmer of humanity. He was a true pioneer, so to speak. He created Adam (which means man). In the HTML programming language, this is not entirely error-free. But he created him as the first prototype. But then he was amazed: a lone man, remains alone. Wind pollination? Error message, not programmable…

Adam lived with the animals day in and day out; he even gave them names, talked to them, and became friends with the animals. But how could this story progress? A pioneer always finds a way.

An Eve was needed, a fertile Eve. The Macintosh hummed away. Adam was put into a deep sleep, had one side of body coded out, and the removed rib was used to create Eve. One command chased the other. Dot.com, slash,…

Adam slept late. These things take their time. It was, after all, major surgery. And then Eve, the invigorating Eve, stood in front of him, as naked as God programmed her. The man (Adam) turned into a male. And he was now with a female. Was God really the very first gender fanatic?

Henceforth, Adam and Eve resided in the Garden of Eden. They lived there with the animals, even with the snake that would rise to worldwide fame later, mainly because Adam used the power of persuasion that God never intended him to have. This really was an indisputable programming error.

The snake couldn’t help itself. The divine motherboard was heating up. The apple from the “Tree of Knowledge” was in great danger. None of the keystrokes could help the situation. The snake couldn’t resist. The beautiful - yet quite dangerous - reptile snapped at the fruit of passion, the apple.

That’s it. It’s done. Those who snatch up the forbidden fruit of paradise are banned from infinite paradise irrevocably. This decision is always final.

So this is what really happened: eva and her sweet apple
found her Adam. It was sin at
first sight. And then the apple. A bite.

THE PROGRAMMERS OF EVE HAVE LEARNED FROM HISTORY. Families are welcome.
  • It is allowed to climb the “Tree of Knowledge”
  • There is no limit to enjoying the apple
  • Cool family activities pre-programmed
  • Geocaching for kids

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